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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What city in Britain has the best lapdancing clubs?

    I was in a stag in glasgow recently and they were nice chicks but they barely get the flange out at all and its £20 a dance ffs!!

    I was in Edinburgh about 5/6 years ago and they were top notch. fanny right in your face. Dont know if the laws have changed since then

    Liverpool is quite good
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Aberdeen is VERY good.

    So I've been told anyway.

    Lots of foreign fluff after the big wads of the JR Ewing types.
     
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    Twechar
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Of course you could always settle for Edge's joke bumfluff tickling your inner thighs before giving you a good old pugwash. He'll even take his tooth out first <ok>
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    personally id go for an acer aspire <ok>

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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    what a ****y looking laptop.
     
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    this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ is a ****y laptop
     
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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    far too many gayjobs on here
     
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  9. Hash.

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    thanks it was taken a while back though , a few days after i caught the gay. luckily for me im now cured <ok>


    here is my new laptop

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    I hope you didn't touch any bums, you may get the gay cancer...
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Fair enough.
     
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  12. Hash.

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    <yikes>
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I've only been to two in Britain, the Fantasy Bar in Manchester and some dodgy place in Soho. The one in Manc was ok, bit pokey but the birds were fit enough. The one in London was a joke though. There was no stage, the birds just walked about it while they go their kit off. It was full of Eastend gangster types and their Eastern European girlfriends/prostitutes. It cost a tenner to get in, I asked for a pint of Stella at the bar and the barman proceeded to get a can of said lager out of the fridge, pour it into a pint glass and charge me £5 for it. ****ing jokers!
     
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  14. RinoGattuso

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    The Burke and Hare in Edinburgh is no bad.
     
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