Lampard vs Gerrard

Lampard is better than Gerrard.

[video=youtube;pbEpFxLY9Cs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbEpFxLY9Cs[/video]

[video=youtube;MdarzdS1uF0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdarzdS1uF0[/video]

 

Hello soft lad.

You never learn,it took you 3 days,the Encyclopedia Britannica,call a friend,ask the audience and a hard slap on the back of the head to find out what 'domestic' means.

 

I did learn what it means. Even sooner than what you said look on that thread. Now you are the slow one. Wrong word usage from you there if i never learn how come i learnt what domestic means? You should use a dictionary to find out what the word 'never' means.

 

Your stupidity knows no bounds.

He acknowledged that you learnt the word, but it took you three days to learn.

His "You never learn" is in reference to you not knowing what the **** you are talking about, until you realise how thick your statements are.

 

Wahay!

Juan's back! I thought you'd be away to summer remedial camp, bunking off eh?

Your about 6 years too late with the Fat Frank > Gerrard debate. Your in the good company of 3 England managers though.

Waits for illogical cyclical arguments accompanied by juvenile characterizations of Scousers.

Please proceed.

 

I love fat frank in fairness...comedy genius for even believing he's anywhere near Stevies levels of ability

 

He's Baaaaack!
Glad you are back on our board Mata, we have been waiting to award you the funniest post of the year award!!!
*Hands over award*
Congratulations!

 

The stupid chav.

 

We might have to make a new award for the Lampard is better than Gerrard joke.


We could call it the Domestic Cup.

 

The best is clearly the one that has 'ard' in their name...

 

Lampards fat
Gerrards not

Therefore, Gerrard wins

 

How about The Domestic FUK Cup

 

Or The F & A Cups for the slightly inbalanced women...?

 

That's him off for another few weeks.....

 

I've asked Drogs and Ginger on the Chelsea board top try and keep him at home but don't know if it will work.

He's an embarrassment to Wummery

 

He'll be OK once he's properly domesticated.

 

He's edited it, and it still looked a Lithuanian with the IQ of a monk fish has written it. Comedy gold!

 

I'm not thick at all and I know that he wasn't talking about what you are referring to.

 

GERRARD LAMPARDSkill 8 8Passing 9 9Leadership 10 8Shooting 8 10Tackling 9 7[FONT=inherit !important][FONT=inherit !important]Defending[/FONT] 8 7[/FONT]Speed 9 8As You can see, Gerrard just shades it scoring 61/70 with Lampard achieving 57/70.​

Case proven.

 

You're as thick as an Eskimos winter coat lad.

"You never learn" as in after your last embarrassment you've come back for more.