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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 14, 2011.

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Pubic hair choice

Poll closed Oct 24, 2011.
  1. All natural big beaver

    4.5%
  2. Neat and tidy

    36.4%
  3. Brazilian trim

    27.3%
  4. Not a hair on it

    45.5%
  5. Vajazzle

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Grateful to see anything

    9.1%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    What sort of naughty hair area do you prefer? Hacking through the Amazon jungle of pubes? Neat and tidy? Not a hair on it? I used to like the half and half as sported by Racquel Darrian (worth a google)
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sometimes I think it would be nice to see a bush again, but then you come across a photie of a full bush on the Internet and I remember why it went out of style.

    Anyways, I like a landing strip, or neatly trimmed. Bald is ok for a bit of occasional fun.
     
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  3. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    So hairy that Bear Grylls gets dropped in and attempts to survive in the bush for 1 week with just the clothes on his back.

    Wonder what sorts of grubs he will find. Crabs could be on the menu.
     
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  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I was with an older bird who had this massive bush, it wasn't really doing anything for me but being the gentleman I am I got stuck in anyway

    The usual these days is either no hair or just keep it neat and tidy, I don't really mind which one
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whit ****in age was she? Bushes haven't been in fashion since the 80's
     
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  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    She said she was late 30's so that probably means early 40's, she was filthy as **** I'll say that for the old boot so that made up for the bush
     
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  7. Billy Death

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    Shaved for me.

    Full bushed birds look like their giving birth to Kevin Keegan.
     
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    Was in turkey recently, and from what I read about the baths the turkish women shave the women.

    All over.

    And it was.

    About 3 seconds after reading the leaflet.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** you. I'm in ma 40's and ma bush is neatly trimmed. <huff>
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Right ya bunch of ****ebags I'll ask

    Jen, what you got?
     
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    whats about us blokes? do you just let yours grow or trim it? im afraid ill make a pigs ear of it
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    If they want any downstairs attention they need to have it neatly trimmed. I'm not sticking my face in something that resembles a golfer's divot.
     
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  14. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    It needs to be trimmed mate, can't have the ladies choking on a hairball
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****.

    I use an electric shaver with trimming attachment. Once a week mow the lawn. Be careful around the nuts though.
     
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  16. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    i already told you in a pm, you naughty boy.
     
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  17. - jordan -

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    what grade? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm guessing landing strip <ok>

    Amirite? Am rite.
     
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  19. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    No matter how hard I try I always manage to catch my sack, stings like a bastard
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The lassie that mows my lawn is 5th grade. But I don't see what that has to do with anything.
     
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