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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    sat watching the fulham v bolton game last night, and it got me onto thinking about chants and abuse to the players, listening to the crowd there was one instance when a tackle went in resulting in the fulham chant of 'dirty northern bastard, dirty northern bastarn', this really made me chuckle as it was aimed at fabrice muamba, from DR congo, so i hope that kinshasa his home town is in the north of his country, and he was born out of wedlock, and that he never takes a shower. whoever started this chant i salute him for doing his homework. this is done firmly tongue in cheek
     
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    Slow day mate?
     
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    aye nearly midnight, and we only got 3 games in 5 weeks or so, its gonna get worse, wait till you see the other **** i delve up
     
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    I'll look forward to it amigo, nowt beats a bit of randomness!
     
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  5. Commachio

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    john ryan aged 52 years 11 months played for doncaster rovers, making him the oldest player in uk football, but salvador reyes played for chivas at the age of 71, making him the oldest player,(hope for you yet syd) now thats random ****e
     
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    Nads Well-Known Member

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    John Ryan insisted on playing to fulfil a lifelong dream.

    He had the benefit of owning the club.

    Just to add to the parp!
     
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    According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

    Just another random fact to brighten our days a little! To top it off (but not me) it's raining here as well :(
     
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    The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

    Beat that!
     
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    Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

    Beat THAT!
     
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    The only animal with 4 knee joints is the elephant!

    POW!
     
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    A skunk's smell can be detected by a human a mile away.

    I have a feeling we're both using the same website... :bandit:
     
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    I have that same feeling, now that is random ;)
     
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    ok, random question for you. Why does my finger smell funny but the one next to it doesn't, even though they have been doing the same thing............... :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    One is a prosthetic...?
     
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    oh, it's not a riddle or a joke or anything. my finger really does smell bad but the rest seem fine and I just wondered if anyone has come across this phenomenom (spelling) before?
     
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    I grew up in Chester where it's still legal to kill a welshman after dark, apparently.
     
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  18. jerseymackem

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    There's apparently an old Jersey law that says it is legal to shoot a Guernseyman with a crossbow if he lands on St. Ouen's Bay (the large bay on the west of the island) after dusk.
     
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    Is it still illegal in England for women to eat chocolate in a public toilet?
     
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    I live in Washington which is 6 miles from Newcastle and i can smell the skunks from here and i'm not using any site.
     
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