Knighthoods cost £500k Lordships cost £1 million. Most people say that politicians are corrupt but this takes the biscuit.
Could you imagine it? "So, Lord Ferguson, what did you think about the dodgy penalty in the 93rd minute?" Cringeworthy.
If they make him a lord,the UK will be the biggest laughing stock in Europe.Whats next on their agenda?To give Goldenbrains a knighthood.Or even better that Giggs.
"Ma lords, 'n' 'nat, bydayway, gonnae gi' wee Ryan a knighthood? 'M'on, ya bastuts, he's Welsh, no' some Fenian. Ra fans huv startet a petition 'n' 'nat, bydaway, oan ra internet. There wuz a petition fur that auld goat Forsyth and noo he's got yin so whit's ra probs? It's no' fair, bydsayway, sure it's no', Hooward? Oh, this is ma advisor, Hooward Webb. He's goany come amongst ye gi'in' oot some cards ye's can exchange fur goods at ra Utd shoap. He's got green cards and yellee cards. Ra red cards are fur oor Wazza noo wee Scholesey's goan 'n' retired, the chickenshit wee turncoat."
Its more like this. Och its a terrible sidiation that wee Ryan was stalked by the meeja,the bassas.Wee Hoooward has helped usssssss in every waaay.I dinnae know why the others are complaining.We paid the best money to hire Hooward in the first place.The bassas cannae complain.
I'm glad you lot can decipher what he says.. all I hear is: "Hisssssssssssssss sssss sssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Moannnnnnnnnnnnn Hisssssss ss ssssssssss sss sssssssssss sssss sssssssssssssssssssssss"hic hic hic.
