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La Premiere Dame Wid Ye

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, May 8, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Mademoiselle Trierweiler


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    Oh-ho **** aye <ok>
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Elles sont bien preserve, les femmes Francais.
     
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  3. Toby

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    Fixed <ok>
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'd give her an entente cordiale.
     
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    wrong sex for you sonny.
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I nearly titled this thread "La Dame Premiere" until I googled it.

    I'll stop short of acutes and graves and pish but I didn't want a thread perving over a middle-aged lady to get bogged down in French corrections.
     
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  7. Toby

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    <laugh> I was just being a pedantic ****, go ahead and perve away. <ok>

    For the record she's alright, but there are thousands of sexier French women of her age, she's fairly average.
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    She's welcome to correct my French anytime.
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Would it not be "femmes francaises"?
     
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  10. Toby

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    It would actually be "femmes françaises" <whistle>



    (which I didn't notice) <doh>
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Showing a shapely calf getting off a boat

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    And waiting in a lift to give me a gammy

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    <ok><gip>
     
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    I'd give her a choclate éclair ...
     
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    and a nice pointy nip!
     
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  14. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Im sure she likes le coq sportif.
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Here Valerie,



    How big do you like your dongs to be?



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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Oh aye she'd get it.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, May 8, 2012
  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    It would actually be "femmes françaises" <whistle>



    (which I didn't notice) <doh>

    I know, I just can't get the cedille on my phone. And yes, I'm aware that "cedille" should have an accent aigu over the first e. Bloody French and their accents <grr>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 8, 2012
  18. alwaysright

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    and she'd give you 'chocolate' on your profriteroles
     
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