Kylie Challenges Pippa to a "Bum-Off" at Diamond Jubilee Concert

Pop Princess Kylie Minogue has challenged Pippa Middleton to a royal battle of the bums. The Aussie singer has vowed to have a "bum-off" with the Duchess of Cambridge's sister at Monday's Diamond Jubilee concert.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kylie-minogue-pippa-middleton-battle-856721

I'll get the tissues ready............

 

The winner gets to park it on my walloper

We might get a few guests on this thread - both for the Kylie and Pippa reference and some Edinburghers will appear due to the phrase "bum off"

 

Damn, i've just not long finished pulling one off.

 

Might watch it now.

 

Im certainly going to watch it, reckon Kylie would kick some ass!

Kylie seem to appeal to everyone, even shirtlifters like Joby and STD.

What is it about her??

 

It is because she is tiny and you could sit her on your chap and do the helicopter while she sings "I'm Spinning Around".

Would love to schtupp Kylie. I should be so lucky.

 

Its been declared a No Contest .

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