I hereby dub thee... Squidward. This honour is bestowed upon you for your many accomplishments in the past transfer window, including but not limited to: 1. Paying an extra few million for the 'Fro and two months later than necessary. Squad gelling is overrated, why buy someone in early July when you can make Jim White's day on Transfer Deadline day, right? 2. Understanding the intricacies of Spanish Tax laws. Those details in the fine print such as "incl VAT" are so tricky... Squidward has been heralded by the sporting community, below are some of their comments: "A true great CEO" - Eatcustard "Woodward is the Mess(i) of CEOs in football" - Christiansmith "Total f***ing bell end." - Robin' my pursie (note that this is a term of endearment in Uruguay)
