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Kirkland update

Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by stephenhawkingsfootballboots, Oct 27, 2012.

  1. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

    stephenhawkingsfootballboots Active Member

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    As at half-time, Kirkland has been attacked by vile scum Ipswich fans a total of zero times.

    Will keep you posted
     
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    Olympic boxing bronze medalist Anthony Agogo is on the pitch! Watch out Kirkland!
     
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    <laugh>

    There's still time, Leeds didn't do anything until about 70 minutes <ok>
     
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    Agogo is being escorted off the pitch. Panic over!

    Phew
     
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    ThaiCanary Well-Known Member

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    and your summary of the match would be.....?
     
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    Very disappointing.

    No fans on the pitch, no racism, barely any swearing and no goalkeepers were Tangoed.

    Haven't heard any sirens yet which suggest no arrests.

    Oh, and Town were ****e.
     
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    Just seen a loaf of bread on the floor in Norwich Road Co-op.

    Bunch of ****ing animals. Ipswich fans.
     
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    You are a funny guy SHFB <laugh> Top man <ok>

    Not a lot I can say really. I did not think you guys would roll over for Wednesday but it appears you did. Maybe it really is a case of it doesn;t matter who steps in to the hot seat, it might not make any difference whatsoever.
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Been saying for ages that we don't have the 'quality' many seem to think we do. Nobody is interested in taking ITFC players during transfer periods and that alone says it all. I just hope that the new man uses the players differently and plays people in their preferred positions. Murphy, JET and Martin are not wingers, Carson and Edwards are, use them there. Ainsley is a right back, use him there. It's not difficult.
     
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    I don't know about that Thai, but the last few seasons we've been playing catch up at some point or another and making up five points is a very hard thing to do even if you're otherwise keeping pace.
     
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    Can't agree with this San Diego, many on here think Higginbotham is an improvement on Delaney - but Delaney is pushing for promotion with Palace now!

    It's not about the players in the club, its about management and organisation.
     
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    This is turning into the Happy Days theme tune. Or maybe a Craig David song.

    Thumped by Derby on Tuesday, sacked Jewell on Wednesday, rolled over to Wednesday on Saturday. What next?

    Sunday League?
     
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    I know you have been playing catch up for the last 2 seasons (even after your good start 2 seasons ago) but I just get the feeling it is a little different this time given the number of loan players you have registered. It really is quite worrying, for any team, let alone ITFC.

    Of course it is not too late to make an escape from your current predicament but it does appear to be one hell of a job to turn it around when you lose most of your home games, a lot of them against other struggling teams.
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Just another average player who knew he had to jump ship, there was no interest to buy him, I think he asked to leave and now he is doing ok. There seems to be some sort of curse hanging over PR that just zaps any players ability once they step on the pitch and turns them into talentless zombies.
    I'm beginning to think Marcus is a Norwich fan who is revelling in taking ITFC as low as possible.
     
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    Maybe an exorcism is in order?
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Or maybe just an exercise in defending.
     
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    Touché, San Diego

    Other suggestions for good luck:
    - Appoint a Witch Doctor - someone to cast spells and make voodoo dolls of opposition strikers, 'keepers and gaffers.
    - Replace Clegg with Director General of BBC - good at keeping bad news out of the press and papering over cracks.
    - Make the goals bigger - I doubt this gets checked. If the goals were 6 feet taller, Cresswell would have won the match today on his own.
    - Pay off the officials - Some decisions going our way would help and it would be cheaper than buying decent players. Some of the decisions made by referees and linesman suggest that other clubs are already doing this.
    - Chanting - "no rain, no rain" seemed to quieten the clouds over Max Yasgur's farm back in '69.
    - Lucky charms - Every Town fan to bring a lucky rabbit's foot or some sort of hippy crystal to matchdays. Self-explanatory.
    - Blackmail (I accept this is extreme) - dig up some dirt on Town players and threaten to blab unless they win.
     
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  18. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    I'm not touchy at all thank you very much, just making a witty reply.
    Mystic Meg for Mascot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Paul the octopus for goalie!!!!!!!!!
     
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  19. stephenhawkingsfootballboots

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    Not touchy - touché!

    Oh, right. See what you did there. <ok>
     
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