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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by password invalid, Mar 23, 2015.

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    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    I just hope this re-enactment of the burial of Richard III helps them catch the blokes that did it.
     
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    <laugh>

    Who ever it was has got a canny start.
     
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    ATOS reckon he is still fit to work!
     
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    Bone idle.
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    We'll be in Leicester this week to 'pay our respects' for someone who's life was part of our history.
    He wasn't a saint but his history was written by his enemies and Shakespeare’s play Richard III left an abiding image of the man.

    If Princess Diana, a daft toff who prostituted herself for a crown, deserved such an elaborate 'state funeral' then surely he does now.

    Instead he'll have to make do with the best that Leicester County Council can manage <doh>
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    H's living in Benwell
     
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    Should have been laid to rest in York Minster..
     
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    York put forward a good argument but Leicester played the 'finders keepers' defence <doh>

    In court the Leicester defence barrister said, "Nur nur ne nur nur."
     
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    It's ironic that a king who tried to destroy Islam is now buried in Leicester. WRONG DOH
     
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    Good gag, wrong King <ok>
     
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    I think you need to go back to the history books marra...It was Richard the 1st who fought in the crusades..
     
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    A horse walks into a bar.
    "Too late," says the bartender, "we're joking about the pope now."
    "He's right," sighs Richard III
     
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    That joke is Cockney rhyming slang for Richard 3rd <laugh>
     
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    I knew that ,just seeing if you were paying attention doh ...high six
     
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    He was defeated by Henry Walkers at Bosworth Fields..
     
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    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    There is a level of irony that Richard the Third was found buried in Leicester as that rhyming slang was used to describe the city. On that note, I'm sure it's not too long before Eartha Kitt is found buried somewhere in Bradford.
     
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    did he ask for a rematch
     
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    it certainly wasnt billy walker
     
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    BREAKING NEWS: Chris Huhne's wife has agreed to pay Richard III's parking fines
     
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