I have returned from my travels as an even more educated and cultured individual, quake in awe at my very presence. I shall now indulge you all with some of my cultural learnings from the land of sodomy(of women). 1) It was nice to visit a city and not see any adults wearing football tops, although i did see a group of lheppers in ra grheen and grhey at ra colloseum. 2)Following the study of a great many statues i can conclude that i have a bigger penis than any one in ancient rome. 3)There are no rules concerning how to drive in Italy. 4) shout in german at beggars etc.(not the ones in the celtic tops though) and they leave you alone. Presumably they think you are there on an invasion rather than holiday. 5)the burd is jealous and possessive. 6)Romans liked child porn 7)Italians are insecure. I was asked to leave the Lois Vouiton shop for loudly criticising his designs. This has been Kim Jong Il, I hope you enjoyed my attempt to broaden your intellectual horizons.
I wasnt allowed to talk to any of the oriental women who ran the shops near the touristy stuff because she knows about my soft spot for slitty eyes.
the driving thing - very true ; perhaps they need to learn to pay more attention to actually driving rather than honking their horns - so to speak. still not as bad as the drivers in queensland though.
Kim the Korean. That reminds me I watched Behind Enemy Lines 2 The Axis Of Evil last night - very disappointing as it was nowhere near as good as the first one.
