For those in the slightest bit interested knackeredjack has just changed his username and I've put this up to avoid being accused of having multiple accounts. New year, new start, new name - and a new me. From now on I wholeheartedly vow the following: 1: You will see a caring, sharing poster who loves his brother (and sister) Jacks and who is more tolerant of the tripe (damn! I mean opinions) that others post here. 2: I hereby vow to avoid conflict and will resolve my differences through reasoned debate and respect. 3: If that fails I'll just stick the assholes (damn! I mean fellow Jacks) on Ignore. 4: The above tenets don't apply to Dai. Best wishes and Kifflom! to you all.
Ha ha.....Yes...it's left me wide open...only one letter out. Was waiting to see who'd be the first so well done MB. Praise be to Kraff and donate at the website. Just click on the 'Give Money' link.
Thesis, not anithesis. If you do not know then you know. Peace, love and harmony, my friends. Provided you donate lots of cash of course. Got to keep that bank manager in the Caymans happy.
You've totally lost it mate I can't decide whether that website's a joke or not. Saying that, my Father actually believes the "ninth tenet"... wonder if he's enrolled yet?!
The ninth tenet: "Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!" Maybe Dai is our glorious leader, Cris Formage. Complete with gold medallion.
For those of you undecided on whether the teachings of Kraff are for you these are the full tenets. Makes perfect sense to me. The more I read them the more I'm convinced that our leader is indeed Dai. Praise be! 1. The world is 157 years old - FACT! 2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT! 3. You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT! 4. We all come from the same tree - FACT! 5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT! 6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT! 7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT! 8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT! 9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT! 10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT! 11. If you believe this and turn your hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT! 12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM! Don't forget the donation. Remember, many are called but few are rich enough to be chosen. http://www.epsilonprogram.com
Naa its just taking the piss out of organised religion and cults.. Some would say they are the same thing and all just about the numbers.
Lurkys my friend Terrorwit he doesn't mean it. My psychiatrist reckons old Lurky has a fixation with me and wants to take me to a West End show and buy me a steak by night. Neither of us are as barking as this Teflon thing though,these Scientology people are evil bastards who try scaremongering tactics and try to exploit people and scam money from them. Tom Cruise is on one of them along with that Ron L Hubbard the film director. A pair of twats if I ever saw one and they make ****ing millions out of the silly twats who follow them. They believe earth was colonised by aliens. Be ****ing honest Aliens !!!!!!! There's no way Aliens colonised this planet, true there are people who behave like they're from outer space but I've seen Aliens and I've never seen anything like those nasty pasties in the films in real life.
