Just had 2 little kids at door trick or treating, but by christ, their mother were dressed like a st trinians schoolgirl. Sorry kids i have a different treat in mind
We've had over 50 so far, I'm running short of out of date sweets to give them, the next one's getting some fruit and veg.
I've just handed out a load of ExLax wrapped up in Chocolate Eclair wrappers. Hope the little darlings aren't too far from home!
I hope their dad's not big. "That's him dad, the bastard that left me with a sore arse last night" could be misunderstood.
I open the door and say trick. None of them do anything but stand there gormless so they walk off treatless.
Strov were there two lads aged about 11 by chance? my lads had two ****es since returning this evening
little ****ers I hate them! When I was younger I used to sit in the upstairs window with an airsoft rifle and shoot the bastards when they came near! Thankfully they don't come round much any more after that