Kevin Nolan

Duno who knows this or if it has been mentioned but Kevin Nolan did a talk, am not sure where it was but my mate was there nd he sed he is fantastic and a great, down 2 earth lad (which we all knew really)

He told me a few things about what had been said. Il jot them down below:

He really, really doesn't like Dowie.

Worst trainer: Ranger - Nolan has offered to stay behind with him at training and work on finishing etc. Nile always says no.

Best trainer: Coloccini - Nolan adores him.

...Shearer: Had too many preconceived ideas, biggest mistake was brining in Dowie.

Dowie: Was "just a crap manager" - did a funny as f*** impression of him. None of the squad knew what Dowie was saying most of the time.

Leyton Orient meeting: Everybody knows about this now, was led by Nolan & Smith. Those who they wanted rid of, Smith/Nolan etc used their own agents to shift them out to speed things up.

Who Nolan would sign if he was manager: Connor Whickham & Matt Jarvis - expects there to be 4-6 new players in the summer.

5-1: Best day of his life (except his kids being born)

Allardyce: Still friends with him, feels big Sam was a little bit unlucky with the timing of coming up here (new owner, some people i nthe dressing room)

Pardew or Hughton: Pardew because he is better equipped to take us forward

Carroll: Carroll didn't want to go. Nolan only did piece for Liverpool TV because it was a mate of his who works there.

The Chicken dance (the quack): His mate dances like that...acknowledged that chickens don't quack.

Newcastle: Loves the place to bits, in the middle of negotiating a new contract to stay here longer. Asked Gary Speed's advice before joining. Speed predicted our relegation at the time.

Rivals: Wants Blackpool, WBA and Wigan to go down. Blackpool & WBA to show well we've done and Wigan as obviously a rival from the Bolton days.

Liverpool: Would never sign for them as he loves it here too much. Doesn't consider himself a Liverpool fan anymore.

Barton: A lot of little jokes about Barton being the best midfielder in the world. "He's a nutter, but a good nutter."

Wish all footballers wer like him. Great pro nd vital 2 the team

 

Also, I think Nile Ranger shud be sold. He shud jump at the chance of Nolan wantin 2 help him. TOSSER!

 

Where did you get this from, is he reliable?

Also the bit about Ranger is annoying if true, obviously thinks hes made it and isnt prepared to learn, if he doesnt change soon we should either sell him or ship him on loan to a league 2 club, the ****.

 

Yeah, he not reli a mate - I just kind of know him and yeah he not a bullshitter.

Yeah Ranger is a ****, I wud jump at the chance for Nolan 2 help me, he seems 2 care mor about the muny

Hav 2 say tho - Nolan is a legend

 

I love Nolan has been an inspiration since arriving, and hes lethal in the box for a midfielder, just wish he was a bit younger and more technically gifted.

 

Yeah same lol, was thinkin maybe he wudnt be in the starting lineup next season - but now he got 2 be

 

Where would we be without king kev's goals this season!

Do you know we haven't won a league game without him this season?

 

Ano ye, he great and inspirational

Wish all footballers wer like him. Wud luv 2 meet him

 

I think it's time to rep each other for being so committed to our club so late on

REP!

 

Lol same. Even tho am nt quite sure wat REP is :S haha. I see people rite it all the time but am always confused haha

 

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Ah I see haha

I get it now lol

I'm up evrynite this time lol

My new baby boy keeps wakin up at silly times the ****!! haha

 

Haha well I have a similar situation , although the baby is my little brother. 17 years difference between the two of us! By the way , did Nolan really say Carroll didn't want to go? So he didn't put in the request? He might be wrong though.

 

Lol ye Ive had a kid way 2 early lol

I think what hapend was Mike Ashley, Derek Llambias thort tht it was 2 much 2 refuse and accepted the bid - aparently Carroll handed in transfer request so I think the rumours of him sayin he 'wanted a new contract or else' mite have been true. Either way he has gone and we have lost a great player!

 

True , still hate the ****ing bastard! (Carroll)

 

Ye I dnt like him as a person - he seems like a ****

But, on the pitch he is brill and a complete centre forward - we need a gud replacement

Wud luv Edinson Cavani but probs out of our range and wel end up with Carlton Cole

 

****ing hell I'll slit my wrist if we get Cole. Cavani or Gameiro would be brilliant. Or maybe even Lukaku. Exciting times ahead in the summer I hope , with us keeping our top players!

 

Ye I cant see Jose stayin at all but its not the end of the world if/when he leaves

We wil replace him - hopefuly not with Konchesky tho :S haha

I honestly dont think any1 else will leave apart frm the few ****ty 1s who are not needed

Our midfield wil be the hardest part 2 choose from - atm the moment I wud say Barton - Tiote - Nolan - Jonas with Ben Arfa behind the striker, but if we sign Ireland on permament deal and add another winger then its guna be hard to pick from - but I supose tht wud make us stronger and add gud competition

Bein realisitic I can see players like Carlton Cole, Nigel Reo Coker, Seb Larsson bein signed. I am hopin tht Edinson Cavani and sum1 like Gervinho/Gio Dos Santos wil be signed

 

Exactly this

Anyways mate , getting late for me. Off to bed now. Good night!

 

Lol ye samez haha