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Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Masky, Nov 19, 2011.

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  1. Masky

    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Listening to the interview with Kev, by Rob Phillips, good content but I was waiting for the question to be arksed......"Any chance of a goal, any time soon.....even an og would be a start pal?"

    <ghost> I used to look at this icon and think.....why is a sperm on this list of options...is it just me?
     
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    Masky, Nov 19, 2011
  2. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member
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    I made a deposit in a sperm bank once, but didn't get any interest.
     
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  3. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    I heard the pregnancy rate went down during the credit crunch as there were too many early withdrawals.

    I used to work in a circumcision clinic. The pay was poor, but there were plenty of tips.
     
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  4. Domdimdom

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    QUOTE=Oldsparkey;1704415]I made a deposit in a sperm bank once, but didn't get any interest.[/QUOTE]

    Sparkey, were you tinkering with your squad matey?

    <whistle><whistle>[
     
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  5. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    I'm getting fed up with so many people knocking on doors asking for donations.

    The last one was a woman from the sperm bank.

    I gave her a mouthfull.
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Nov 19, 2011
  6. bluebanana

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    Chuck me blue, tone it down, they,ll think we,re all W.....s from Bridgend! LOL
     
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  7. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Now newbie bluebanana, a broad sense of humour is needed on here and I'm not sure you read that properly. I was annoyed so had words with her hence - gave her a mouthfull.:emoticon-0105-wink:<whistle><cheers>:emoticon-0110-tongu:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  8. Domdimdom

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    It doesn`t take much to drop the standard on this site!
     
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  9. H bomb

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    I find that hard to swallow.
     
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  10. concernedincardiff2011

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    Today I entered a beauty contest, and came first...
    I wasn't competing, I was masturbating in the front row...
     
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  11. Swamp

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    Why is urine yellow and sperm white?

    Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
    A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.
     
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  12. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Pleased to see others are at my level. As a teacher once asked me "Just how low is your low?"
     
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    did a gig at a vasectomy clinic recently....went down well and received a sitting ovation
     
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    And to think some people collect stamps <ok>
     
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    Reminded me of when I had mine at the Heath Hospital, a nurse had pinned a note on the waiting room door..



    The nutcracker suite. <yikes><yikes>


    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  16. The Exile

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    Didn't know this site had standards?
     
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    Just got back from the blind ****ing champoinships!

    Haven't got a clue where i came.
     
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    T-G-I-ROBINFRIDAY, Nov 20, 2011
  18. Oldsparkey

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    TGI - ****ing used to be the capital of China. <ok>
     
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    Oldsparkey, Nov 20, 2011
  19. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    So that's why they've all got slitty eyes!!!

    Sorry, bit of a Septic Blatter/John Terry moment.
     
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    BluefromBridgend, Nov 20, 2011
  20. Blue Prophet

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    I was wondering how to work the slitty eyes bit in ;)
     
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