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Kelly Brook

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, May 23, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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  3. RAVENBLACK

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    I've met Kelly on a few occasions.

    Lovely and very flirtatious. Very down to earth as well.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wheres the nudie photies of her?

    Or is she one of these selfish cows who disny get her flange oot for the camera?
     
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  6. GroveRanger

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    You don't get many shots of her Mary Hinge and she also wears the sort of underwear or swim suits that don't cling to the camel toe. Plenty of pap shots of her on the beach with her arse in the air and tits oot though.

    Women like that are why I know being a buftie is so wrong!
     
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    I think her clams a little shy Gambol, as indicated by this photie.

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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The selfish cow <grr>

    This is why rape should be legalised. Blokes goin to the jail because of selfish cows like her <grr>
     
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    <whistle>
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    Oh........My.............Word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Is it wrong to think that is what she'd look like if you pumped her on blob week?

    Toby, you sir are a sick puppy.
     
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    what a strange looking twat, aye Kelly that is.
     
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    Her left one's a lot smaller than her right one.

    Still would though. <ok>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nice clam :grin:
     
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  16. Toby

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    Not really, she must give an awful blowjob

    http://www.mtv.co.uk/news/tulisa/354591-kelly-brook-tulisa-sex-tape-research-keith-lemon-movie
     
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    That bloke that offered her &#8364;1m for one night was pushing it a bit, though.
     
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    Can't stand her, raucous voice and a witch's chin.
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    I think that even if she could only 'do a Tulisa' I'd be happy. A below par nosh from Ms Brook wouldn't be the deal breaker!

    And as for other posts regarding her voice and her chin all I can say is you wouldn't have to listen to her speak when her mouth is full of your cock and her chin would make a perfect bollock rest.
     
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    She doesn't even come close to being as hot as Mila Kunis, but she's still up there. <ok>
     
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