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  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    I'm a cake man. Gimme a cuppa and a jam filled lamington any day. Is there such a thing as a decent cake in the UK?
     
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    Cyclonic, Sep 21, 2012
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I didn't realise you were a ****ta. Disny make ye a bad person. I just didn't realise it till now.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 21, 2012
  3. Alf Hooker

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    Alf Hooker, Sep 21, 2012
  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Lamington?

    Never heard of it.

    Sounds like a ****ter's cake to me.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 21, 2012
  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Bourbon Creams are the daddy of all biscuits.
     
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    Ciaran, Sep 21, 2012
  6. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    <laugh> The best of Australian men eat cake, we make sure it has a nice singe to it though.
     
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    Cyclonic, Sep 21, 2012
  7. Null

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    Tunnocks Wafer Cream ...

    Maw Pud worked in Tunnocks - plenty of caramel wafers, caramel logs, snowballs and teacakes!!
     
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    Null, Sep 21, 2012
  8. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    A man's cake. Google it.
     
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    Cyclonic, Sep 21, 2012
  9. Alf Hooker

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    Caramel logs sounds like something Toby jug would shove up is arse whilst watching gay porn
     
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    Alf Hooker, Sep 21, 2012
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ****ta
     
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    Gambol, Sep 21, 2012

  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You are an embarassment to the men of NL.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 21, 2012
  12. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    <laugh> I hope you've never a cake Gambol.
     
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    Cyclonic, Sep 21, 2012
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't think I've never a cake. Dunno what it even means.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 21, 2012
  14. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Probably secretly hopped into a cream horn or two in the past.
     
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    Cyclonic, Sep 21, 2012
  15. RAVENBLACK

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    Battenburg

    The mans cake.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 21, 2012
  16. Null

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    Tunnocks - the staple diet of all NL men!

    toast followed by a carmel wafer - breakfast

    A tunnocks pie n a bridie wi beans, followed by a snowball - lunch

    a tunnocks steak pie n chips follwoed by a teacake and a caramel wafer - diner

    toast folllowed by a wafer cream - supper

    <STROKE> .
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 21, 2012
  18. Tina_old

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    Pud, your mum probably knows my dad <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Sep 21, 2012
  19. Cyclonic

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    Can a donut be a cake? I fukin' love a donut or three. :)
     
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    Cyclonic, Sep 21, 2012
  20. RAVENBLACK

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    Is that a donut or a merringue?
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 21, 2012
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