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Katy Holmes Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bucks_is_leeds, Jan 16, 2014.

  1. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    bucks_is_leeds, Jan 16, 2014
  2. Patience

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    No.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    She's only 33 <yikes>

    Naw, definitely naw.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Like an ugly Amanda Knox, apart from the fact she never actually killed anyone.
     
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    Imagine the diseases ye'd catch ...

    Be like ****in an alien (from that movie Alien) ... her **** jucies burning through yer johnny!
     
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    I would.
     
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  7. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    How the **** do you pull a bird at that time of the morning, have a quick flirt and by the time you got her outside the newsagent your banging her on a car? Rough or not, well played sir.

    And yeah, I agree its a naw from me as well.


    Gas?
     
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  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    There speaks a man who's never watched Jeremy Kyle. In some parts of the country this is normal mating behaviour.
     
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    Have you got a list?
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    She's got mangled pie face. Naw!
     
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    Ah wid
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Judging by his show it's mainly Fife, Cornwall and the North.
     
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    That's the holidays sorted - thank you <ok>
     
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  14. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    <laugh>

    And I thought all those blokes who wouldnt let there mrs pop down the shop on there own were mental. Turns out they were right to be suspicious :bandit:
     
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  16. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Wrong Kate Holmes :(

    <putstodgerbackintrousers>
     
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  17. Cruyff's Turn

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    The Woodbine makes it a no for me.
     
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