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Justin Lee Collins - Paranoid Mess

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  1. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Television presenter and comic Justin Lee Collins compiled a graphic dossier of his girlfriend's sexual history, a court has heard.

    Mr Collins, 38, denies causing fear of violence to Anna Larke, of Pirton, Hertfordshire, last year.

    St Albans Crown Court heard he had a "prurient" interest in her previous relationships, which he "used against her in arguments and assaults".

    He is said to have verbally abused her and physically assaulted her.

    Mr Collins, star of Channel 4's Friday Night Project, is currently appearing in the West End musical Rock of Ages.

    'Campaign of abuse'

    The jury heard heard that to "control" Ms Larke, also 38, her forced her to close her Facebook, Twitter and email accounts once he had read messages.

    He is said to have asked her who she was speaking to on her phone or who she was texting, told her not to sleep with her back against him and made her get rid of DVDs which featured actors she might find attractive.

    Prosecutor Peter Shaw said the relationship was "characterised by the defendant exerting control over her, verbally abusing her and physically assaulting her.

    "He engaged in a campaign of verbal and physical abuse against Ms Larke.

    "He was very controlling of her and took a prurient interest in her past sexual history, which he then used against her, again and again in arguments and assaults against her."

    The Glasgow Celtic mad comic from High Park Road, Kew, London, pleads not guilty to harassment by causing Ms Larke fear of violence between January and August last year.

    Mr Shaw said they had met at a video games event and "were intimate", but then lost contact.

    They resumed their relationship when Mr Collins made contact with her November 2010, with his marriage ended shortly afterwards.
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    Was reading this online a wee while ago.

    Must have been fun in their relationship.
     
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    <laugh> Fanny!
     
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    For those of yoru who can't be bothered reading all of it the crux of the story for Medro is in the third last paragraph <doh>
     
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    I saw JLC on the Southbank a few weeks ago, I'd always thought he was a short fat hairy fecker but now I know he is a big hairy fecker. Not the stumpy pudding you might expect from seeing him on the TV.

    He was beating some poor bird around the face with his cock while she threw Tom Cruise DVD's onto a fire. I thought it was street art and gave him a quid.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    All sounds perfectly normal behaviour to me. Whit's the problem?
     
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    "He was very controlling of her and took a prurient interest in her past sexual history, which he then used against her, again and again in arguments and assaults against her."

    Of course, no woman would ever do this.
     
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  8. Tina_old

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    <laugh>'
     
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  9. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Misogynist <grr>


    Naw, wait. Truthsayer. <ok>
     
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    My 2nd husband did this with me and on our split, duly informed my sister that I had been shagging her best pal's husband while her husband was in the next room to us.

    It didn't go down too well.
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

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    Unlike you obviously.
     
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  12. Medro

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    He made her destroy the Goonies DVD Extended edition. Monster!

    Stereo stickin up for the wife beater.

    I'm guessing you saw him in the theatre and was won over by his witty charm and bumbling personality.
     
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    Justin just needs to start dating Medro <cleanslate> <pikeyvirgin>
     
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    Even by GC standards that's very warped <laugh> Bravo!
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

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    When you finally find yourself a woman blind and stupid enough to marry you you'll understand <ok>
     
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  17. Medro

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    Jesus Christ, whoever thought an article about Justin lee Collins could turn into a Tina therapy session
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wimmin need control in their lives. They get aimless and depressed without it.
     
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  20. Medro

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    Not gay, a pikey or a virgin.

    Sorry to dissapoint you.

    Oh so Stereo thinks JLC's actions are justified.

    'Punch her in the teeth, it's okay she's your wife.'

    Woman beating monster.
     
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