A man who swallowed a live goldfish in a drinking dare has been given a suspended prison sentence. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-38862015 Didn't realise it was against the law to eat live animals.
Anyone know the name of the goldfish; will pop up to the local 'pineapple' and light a candle for the wee mite! Anybody like 'Trout Mask Replica' by Captain Birdseye?
I know a guy whose nickname is Fishy(weirdly enough) and his party trick used to be swallowing a live goldfish then spew it back up with it still alive. True story.
According to a book I read in a school library, many a years ago, its only legal to have sex with a fish in Mexico so long as its dead. And now you know.
Oysters are eaten alive as are plenty of animals on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. This case should never have gone to court.
You need to stop carping on about it. Get back to trawling the inter-net and find a better story. Perhaps relax with a pint of Breamish.
This is about the law selectively dragging people through the courts for no good reason to make an example of them so stop talking pollocks.