That korean fella we transfered to germany certainly believed it he kept his nut well out of the way
You must have had a helluva pair of thighs to manage that!

Ah memories, You'd get great pleasure from smashing it square into your mates back, it would leave a massive print. You'd also kick **** out if it in the plastic bag so it would rip and the whoever brought it had to carry it all day.
Tell you what though, in the dry they were awesome.
The bend and dip you could get on them was immense.
Then you'd kick a mitre ball fully pumped up and it'd feel like kicking a brick!

Aye the up and down swerve was awesome. Then the time would come when the baloon would pop out one of rips in the patches and create a Tit, then the lad who brought it would get a huff and blame someone demanding a replacement. Of course tradition being at my school where only arsekissers and lads who wanted to be liked brought a ball. Some would even get a game.![]()


Sorry but link between heading footballs and brain damage? Seriously? Niall Quinn and Alan Shearer seem to have avoided brain damage and I'm pretty sure they headed a fair few thousand, if not hundred thousand, between them!
Do they want to ban headers?
5 of my family have suffered Alzheimer's and 3 of my wife's eldeley relatives have also. None of them headed a ball in their lives.
Seems a little strange this one. I'm all for the MH17 and stuff like that but a guy who used to play suffered dementia so it's to do with header inn a ball? Don't get it myself.
The footballs they used to play with are one thing. But nowadays I reckon it's totally different.