.....my loving wife sent me this text. I know you are down in the dumps with your teams last 2 results, but remember this.... If you are crying, send me a tear...... If you are happy, send me a smile..... If you are laughing, send me a laugh..... If you are drinking, send me sip..... If you are lonely, send me a cuddle..... So I texted back... I am having a **** love, what do want?
at least your wife is caring and thoughtful I was having a piss and had to take the washing up out of the sink first
