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Just stole a joint of beef from Tesco's

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Dec 15, 2011.

  1. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    The security guard shouted "oi, what you doing with that "





    So as I legged it I replied " Peas, carrots, spuds and gravy you nosey cnut.
     
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  2. Coffee55

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    Shame on you for going any where near Tesco.
     
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    Coffee55, Dec 15, 2011
  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 15, 2011
  4. gas

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    think I'll moooove on from this thread
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    It was a misteak opening this thread.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 15, 2011
  6. Coffee55

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    Your name isn't Taffy is it?
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 15, 2011
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No, his name is Peter. Peter Culter, if you must know.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 15, 2011
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    What a load of bull.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 15, 2011
  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    And hes married to Mary Culter.
     
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  11. Coffee55

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    Versions of this rhyme vary. Some common versions are:

    Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief;
    Taffy came to my house and stole a piece of BEEF;
    I went to Taffy's house, Taffy wasn't in;
    I jumped upon his Sunday hat and poked it with a pin.
    Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a sham;
    Taffy came to my house and stole a piece of lamb;
    I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was away,
    I stuffed his socks with sawdust and filled his shoes with clay.
    Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a cheat,
    Taffy came to my house, and stole a piece of meat;
    I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was not there,
    I hung his coat and trousers to roast before a fire.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Racist
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 15, 2011
  13. nufc4life

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    what a pile of PONY
     
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    nufc4life, Dec 15, 2011
  14. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    Teso ? Do you live in Uganda ? - of course you do - after all you 'support' Man Utd
     
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    alwaysright, Dec 15, 2011
  15. Coffee55

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    New Zealand
     
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    Coffee55, Dec 15, 2011
  16. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    do you nick coffee
     
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    nufc4life, Dec 15, 2011
  17. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I couldn't risk stealing meat from Tesco. The steaks are too high.

    <getmycoatsmiley>
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 15, 2011

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