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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Until my 3rd footballing comeback. This is it kids greatness shall be on the pitch once again for 3 or 4 minutes anyway until my lungs pop and bawks of phlegm start spewing from my mouth. So wish me luck ***gots <ok>
     
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    how old are you? you shouldnt be THAT unfit unless you are 40+ and a smoker.
     
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  3. Hash.

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    im 32 and have been out of action for ages and am partial to the old puff puff pass <ok>
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    Can I have your autograph? It might be worth something when you die.

    Good luck xx
     
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  5. jenthesaint1990

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    and too much time on not606 that should be spent at the gym?
     
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  6. Hash.

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    morbid **** trying to profit from death <grr>

    yes and no, gyms are for poncey ****ers who like rubbing oil on other men but yes too much time on here
     
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    I go up watching the local hurling team and they keep asking me to bring my boots.....I am sorely tempted but I'd be wrecked within 5 minutes.
    I played soccer the other week and a professional player who will remain nameless turned up in the changing rooms...oh sweet lord, we are in for it today i told myself. luckily he just reffed the game for us.
     
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  8. Hash.

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    well i survived 15 mins then died no more bursting down the flanks until my second wind in injury time <laugh> all good though
     
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    i salute you whoever tagged that <ok>
     
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    It's not your salute I want, but thanks <ok>
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Hello, you called my sweet
     
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    22/06/2011 09:22 AM
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    Dear oh dear Ethel, you stuid ****in cow, when will you learn to **** OFF!!! Go to your West End Flat, get your Boxter, put on your rebel tunes and drive right off a cliff you spiteful hate filled cow. You complete and utter arsehole!! Rgds ?


    Spelling police<laugh>
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    But they know just how to please a man!
    Seriously though, if you want to give up smoking, but actually enjoy it and find it too hard to quit, you should try an e-cig. Not one of those crappy inhalator things, this tastes and feels quite close to the real thing. You get the nicotine hit but without any of the bad stuff that comes with the tobacco (lung/throat/teeth damage, bad breath, yellow fingers, shortness of breath, smelly clothes/house). I started using one a couple of months ago and haven't looked back. I can smoke one sat my desk at work, in the pub, around my kids, and it's cheap as ****. It costs the average smoker about a fiver a week, and the cig itself only cost me a tenner. I honestly can't recommend it enough.
     
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    Who was the stoke player edge ?
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Me too, but having quitted for a few months I bought an e-cig because I missed it but didn't want to start again. I never smoked that much in the first place, but my uncle was a 40+ a day man, and it helped him quit altogether.
     
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  18. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    name ?
     
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    I gather yo do not want to say then, just that was the period i used to watch stoke all the time, might remember him.
     
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  20. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Now listen, I know the West End of Glasgow, my sister in law still lives there and I cant remember seeing this cliff you are told to drive off
     
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