Just **** Off & Leave Me Be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last day today, got a bit to do to tidy up my work for when the boss takes over the work next week, feel like absolute ****:

Still feel rough from paddy's day
Stinking ****ing cold/bug which has drained all my energy
Another ****ing wisdom tooth trying to fit in my already overcrowded mouth

So the last thing I want is some bellend to just stroll up to my desk & say randomly:

"I was just thinking about ways to tell the military their parents had died. "Attention. All step forward if you have both parents still alive, SMEDLEY, what are you doing!!"

I just sat there pondering where the **** this had come from, why the **** he got out his seat to tell anyone, why the **** he chose to tell me!!!

The silence was broken when he said "Just something I thought of there" & he walked back to his desk.

This is going to be a long ****ing day.

 

if you'd started with "so i was sitting there at my desk" and ended with this would the jazz-esque

 

Take the cock out your mouth and it might not be so crowded

 

Do you think the ****s have put a sheet round for you Brum??

 

A sheet round?

 

You may now it better as a collection, or a whip round???

You know, for when people are leaving the workplace

 

I hope so.........but there again I'll probably just get a bottle of Jacobs Creek like I did last time I left & also on my birthday & Christmas!!!

Don;t drink the ****ing stuff so **** knows where they got the idea I like it.

My moms birthday Sunday so it will get passed on to her

 

Brum

Last day ?

You should have given him a wee leaving pressie,a swift kick in the baws.

 

****ing tight bastards

Jacobs Creek, I buy that at work, it only costs us £2.80 a ****in bottle.

could they not even stretch to a new balaclava, for all your provo nights out

 

My balaclava is in great condition

Most ****s know I like my champagne, they obviously refused to strech to that so got me a bottle of sparkling wine...thats the only thing I can think of.

Thing is the collections usually raise about £20!!

 

£20 ? WTF

Bunch of tight assed ****s.Brum tell them to stick it.

 

There's only about 10/12 people here Coops.

I wouldn;t put more than £2 in a collection.

 

they could've gotten you some italian heels

 

I need to review my collection policy.I usually put in a fiver and if it a nice burd then it can be a tener.

Where you off to now Brum.New job or promotion ?

 

Usually give a quid myself

Being let go again coops Back to the garden to finish off what I started last time!

 

Thats bad news mate.Open a sex shop,thats my new ambition in life.

 

i forsee a rapid increase in the number of dogshit patrols

 

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My mate tried to open a sex shop in the local markets but got the license turned down a few years back.

He had planned to sell innocent Ann Summers type stuff but have a secret stash of horrible porn for the loyal customers