From Old Trafford, through the black area of Hulme, to Manchester! On my way through, I had one BMW pull alongside and saw 4 black faces stare at me in a predatory way. Maybe the fact that I look like a scutffy bastard put them off. Or maybe it was because I'm built like my namesake. Either way, I'm ok. But should people have to live like this? Or can we sweep the streets clean of the vermin that haunts our major cities?
A black guy has just stopped me and asked "wa goan blud? "What is the most sensible reply Not 606 pals?
Throw some fried chicken in the opposite direction to which you are going and hope he goes after that instead. Also, mumble something along the lines of "brap brap yagetme blud" and you will hopefully part ways as equals.