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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    From Old Trafford, through the black area of Hulme, to Manchester! On my way through, I had one BMW pull alongside and saw 4 black faces stare at me in a predatory way. Maybe the fact that I look like a scutffy bastard put them off. Or maybe it was because I'm built like my namesake. Either way, I'm ok.

    But should people have to live like this? Or can we sweep the streets clean of the vermin that haunts our major cities?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 25, 2011
  2. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    London blacks only kill each other
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 25, 2011
  3. Erik

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    What do you call a ****** with spikey hair?

    A hedgewog.
     
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    I don't like that joke
     
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  5. Erik

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    I should hope you don't, it's awful.
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Ps when I day blacks, I dont mean that blacks are the ONLY dangerous people.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 25, 2011
  7. Erik

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    Of course not, Asians are lethal.
     
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    Yellow yes, brown no
     
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  9. Erik

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    Hmm. Always remember that mustard is one of the more dangerous condiments, HP not so much. <ok>
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    A black guy has just stopped me and asked "wa goan blud? "What is the most sensible reply Not 606 pals?
     
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    As long as you don't come across some middle eastern ****er in a big coat praying to Allah <yikes>
     
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    To service your ma <ok>
     
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    or pa <ok>
     
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    Just kiss your teeth and walk with a slight limp.....Monkey see monkey do
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 25, 2011
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    Throw some fried chicken in the opposite direction to which you are going and hope he goes after that instead. Also, mumble something along the lines of "brap brap yagetme blud" and you will hopefully part ways as equals.
     
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    Or " Step off bred or man gona get bussup fiss"
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 25, 2011
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    You know more languages than Albus Dumbledore
     
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    wuss gwarnin blud~?
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 25, 2011
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    Norfolk for 'I say, i think I just saw a black fella'
     
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    Gandy how come you only come out at night? Wife asleep?
     
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