1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Just imagine...

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Denny Kalglish, Mar 13, 2013.

  1. Denny Kalglish

    Denny Kalglish Member

    Joined:
    May 6, 2011
    Messages:
    833
    Likes Received:
    13
    If all the media reported was the football matches themselves.

    Not finances, diving, racism, tv rights, budgets, drugs, headbutts, owners, transfer targets, violent conduct, the FA, corruption, speeding fines, prostitutes, injunctions, injuries, rape charges, nightclubs, sexism, rumours, court cases, bribes, bungs, tapping ups, training ground bust ups, stadiums, handshakes, revenue, FFP, goal line technology, WAGS, monkey gestures, debt, kung fu kicks, wages, coin throwing, vile chanting, metatarsals, agents or strops.

    Just the game. Who won. Who lost. Who played well.

    I reckon it would feel like a holiday.
     
    #1
  2. Klopp's Mannschaft

    Klopp's Mannschaft Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    6,946
    Likes Received:
    1,879
    They could just stop talking about John Terry, that would scratch off most of those topics in one go <whistle>
     
    #2
  3. Milk Milk

    Milk Milk Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2011
    Messages:
    2,078
    Likes Received:
    35
    imagine there's no diving,
    No players do Kung fu.
    No racism, you Choc ice,
    No giant Bale nips too

    Imagine all the wags not being banged by John...

    Yoo-hoo may say that I'm a dreamer,
    And I don't have a ten inch dong,
    But I hope some day we'll get hawk eye,
    And the phantom goals will all be gone...

    Imagine there's no Barton
    It isn't hard to do.
    No Ronaldo's hair gel,
    No marmite glue.

    Imagine all the referees not being paid by slur...


    Yoo-hoo....etc


    Imagine there's no wrist watch,
    On Fergies hand.
    That Stokes anti football
    Was to be all banned.

    Imagine Arsene Wenger buying brand new specs...

    Yoohooo
     
    #3
  4. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 31, 2011
    Messages:
    3,660
    Likes Received:
    27
    Funniest guy on the board I said, I rest my case <laugh>
     
    #4
  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    19,854
    Likes Received:
    3,299
    Twas a baron time when Lucas Milk disappeared from the board. <ok>
     
    #5
  6. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2011
    Messages:
    14,503
    Likes Received:
    1,686
    Was thinking a similar thing Denny when watching MOTD2 on Sunday night. 10 mins of the Reds game and at least 3 were taken up showing the couple of hanbag incidents with Suarez. This was followed by 75% of the post-match analysis being about guess what...Suarez. Not the football, not the defending, not the goal scoring...just the handbags <doh> no one was injured during the incidents, no one was sent off, no one was even booked. When time is short during a highlights programme why can't they just fill that ten minutes with the bloody football?
     
    #6

  7. They tried but players hardly ever throw a punch nowadays...<whistle>
     
    #7
  8. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2011
    Messages:
    15,143
    Likes Received:
    4,582
    who got the interview afterwards?

    i thought it was Sky, might explain why the beebs acted the way they did and made a big deal out of **** all as its Suarez.
     
    #8
  9. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 2013
    Messages:
    22,301
    Likes Received:
    1,658
    And the ratings are up. They offer what sells. That's how it is unfortunately. Everyone loves to talk about Luis Suarez. Can only be good.
     
    #9
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,839
    That's mildly amusing hoke.
     
    #10
  11. mighty_stevie_g

    mighty_stevie_g Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2011
    Messages:
    4,911
    Likes Received:
    2,656
    Crazy isn't it - it's like when Balloteli was with City and wouldn't even take part in the game but we'd have to listen to 5 minutes chat about his attitude and relationship with Mancini zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
    #11
  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2011
    Messages:
    57,478
    Likes Received:
    9,839
  13. Denny Kalglish

    Denny Kalglish Member

    Joined:
    May 6, 2011
    Messages:
    833
    Likes Received:
    13
    Yep. I'm going to adopt this approach.
     
    #13

Share This Page