She said she was in the park doing her usual voluntary work for the local disabled care home when she saw some wee ned walking his devil dug. She was shocked to see the ned allowing the dog to chase some innocent children around the park trying to bite them. When she challenged him on his dogs behaviour he started swearing at her about the pressures of keeping a pet bat and how he will let his dog do what ever he likes. She threatened him with the police and he began to cry about being scared of prison and who would look after Brian. He called his dog over and put a piece of electrical cord around its neck as a leash and shuffled away in tears. What a gimp.
There once was a man named Kim With an insatiable desire to rim It made him real giddy To lick an aul biddy But sighed cos he wished it was him.
There once was a paddy named Felcher his grans arse was a real squelcher her mind was quite dim so i fisted her with pims she had to be taken away on a stretcher
There once was a man named dougie He ****ed over prams and buggies He had to go hide So he turned slitty eyed And ate dogs so he'd look a bit chubby
There once was a man named B-Celt every one said that he smelt couldnt live with the shame so he changed his name to something suggesting he felched
There once was a lad Kim Jong Il Who felched Felcher's Granny at will, But when she expired Ol' Kim Jong perspired - It was tougher with her sphincter still.
Felcher was now most upset He nailed a half ounce of ket, His mind went all twisted Wee Kim's bum got fisted, And his asshole has still not reset.
