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ma mate, wud try anyhin to shag a burd right, go to any lengths to seal the deal. his latest venture is peotry <laugh> check this out.


From: Heron, James
Sent: 09 February 2010 13:01
To: Murphy, Danielle
Subject: A small token of my apology for Saturday's antics...........

Seeking Forgiveness………………..By J W Heron

She fills my dreams with joy, her name is Danielle,
For quite some time now, Ive been under her spell,
For a date with her, I will escape my padded cell,
There's only one wish for me, down at the wishing well,

She likes to go ski-ing, high up on the hills,
On valentines day, I'll give her some nice daffodils,
Her poet is soz about sat, he was on the crazy pills,
Maybe one day, I can cook her one of my famous grills,

She went out on Friday, to see a famous play,
I would have Danielle, over Maria every day,
The sexiest lady ive ever met, in every single way,
I think I would still fancy her, even if I was gay,

Hope you like it…………..xx
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good how he forwards them on to his mates. he doesny give a ****.
 
Aye, to be honest I've written a poem for a bird before. Never gave it her though. Memorised it and repeated it to her. Don't think any of my pals know about it though. I'm no that brave. So fair do's to the boy! <ok>
 
Also good how you don't try & protect his & her names Nev <laugh>

I'll check her out on facebook when I get home & send her some of my own work <ok>
 
A Poem by Brum:

I hate the dog ****e so I do
It makes my whole street smell of poo

The stupid ned with his four dogs
Who hangs around the public bogs

Dog ****e at the entrace to boots
Makes me think these ****s are in cahoots

I get so angry when I see canine faeces
I despair to think of the future for our species
 
saturdays antics were - he wrote another poem on his fone and texted it to her but he forgot the poem had another burd's name in it. <laugh>
 
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