Just got this email

ma mate, wud try anyhin to shag a burd right, go to any lengths to seal the deal. his latest venture is peotry check this out.

 

You should send it to http://www.verybadpoetry.com they accept submissions. That is so **** it'll deffo get in.

I can't stop laughing at how bad it it. Got to admire his brass neck though.

 

good how he forwards them on to his mates. he doesny give a ****.

 

Aye, to be honest I've written a poem for a bird before. Never gave it her though. Memorised it and repeated it to her. Don't think any of my pals know about it though. I'm no that brave. So fair do's to the boy!

 

Also good how you don't try & protect his & her names Nev

I'll check her out on facebook when I get home & send her some of my own work

 

you wrote a poem that means you are gay

 

A Poem by Brum:

I hate the dog ****e so I do
It makes my whole street smell of poo

The stupid ned with his four dogs
Who hangs around the public bogs

Dog ****e at the entrace to boots
Makes me think these ****s are in cahoots

I get so angry when I see canine faeces
I despair to think of the future for our species

 

I think its beautiful, heart warming and very special.

 

pyoor random

 

No need for much detective work, there's a Danielle Murphy on my friends list, I went to school with her. Dont know if its the same one though cos she's settled down with a kid.

 

totally magic , Danielle must have CJD if she gives him one after that

 

saturdays antics were - he wrote another poem on his fone and texted it to her but he forgot the poem had another burd's name in it.

 

this man is a genius

 

he's a funny ****. quality when he's blitzed.