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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.
My youngest came downstairs from watching TV in his bedroom last night and said "What's love juice, Dad ? "
After nearly choking on my brew, I thought that I'd better be honest and said "Son . . . . sit down and I will tell you. When a woman gets sexually excited, her vagina gets wet, and that's love juice."
He just stared back at me in total bewilderment.
I said "What on earth are you watching in your bedroom ?"
He said "Wimbledon, Dad"
Apparently if you go into the Weight Watchers web site, you are asked to accept cookies . Is that a test ?
"Took me a while before I even noticed the bat".
That looks like an old wooden Dunlop Maxply racquet.
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My girlfriend has told me to remove any of my Facebook friends with bigger tits than her or its over. I'm gonna miss Bill,Colin & Pete.
If she gave it a forearm smash, they would be going back and forward like a pair of clackers
After 49 years as the local flasher I was going to retire, but thought I might as well stick it out for one more year.
A bloke in my local has a really bad stutter and he was telling us a story last night about his nan.
Within a couple of minutes everyone was singing "Hey Jude"
Looks like the mags queue as well
Its an oldun but an absolute classic.
After signing Richarlison for £60 million, Tottenham make the necessary changes to their stadium.