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    My youngest came downstairs from watching TV in his bedroom last night and said "What's love juice, Dad ? "

    After nearly choking on my brew, I thought that I'd better be honest and said "Son . . . . sit down and I will tell you. When a woman gets sexually excited, her vagina gets wet, and that's love juice."
    He just stared back at me in total bewilderment.
    I said "What on earth are you watching in your bedroom ?"
    He said "Wimbledon, Dad"
     
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    Apparently if you go into the Weight Watchers web site, you are asked to accept cookies . Is that a test ?
     
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    "Took me a while before I even noticed the bat".
    Nadine Dorries.
     
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    My girlfriend has told me to remove any of my Facebook friends with bigger tits than her or its over. I'm gonna miss Bill,Colin & Pete.
     
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    If she gave it a forearm smash, they would be going back and forward like a pair of clackers
     
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    After 49 years as the local flasher I was going to retire, but thought I might as well stick it out for one more year.
     
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    A bloke in my local has a really bad stutter and he was telling us a story last night about his nan.
    Within a couple of minutes everyone was singing "Hey Jude"
     
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    Its an oldun but an absolute classic.
     
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    After signing Richarlison for £60 million, Tottenham make the necessary changes to their stadium.

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