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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    I’m sure I’ve read that one before just recently.:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    My boss phoned me today.

    He said, "Is everything okay at the office?"

    I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped."

    "Can you do me a favour?" he asked.

    I said, "Of course, what is it?"

    He said, "Hurry up and take your shot, I'm behind you on the 7th hole."
     
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    I had an exam at my art class where I had to recreate a Jackson Pollock ...

    ... I passed with flying colours.
     
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    "Hello. My name is Simon and I can't stop myself using Johnson's baby powder. Honestly, the bathroom looks like the fallout from Hiroshima most mornings, it's..." "I'm sorry, but I think your in the wrong meeting. Talcoholics anonymous is next week."
     
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    "Hello. My name is Simone and I have had Johnson's baby material courtesy of spermaholics

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    I hope your well on the way to recovery my fine fellow.
     
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    It's a very slow, and frustrating, process, Gil, but I'm considerably better than I was during my 'short break' in the R.V.I. and I'm counting my blessings 'cos with the injuries that I sustained it could have been a lot worse :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Paddy went to the train station and asked the ticket office for a one way ticket to jeopardy.

    The clerk said there's no such place.

    Paddy replied, look, it said on the news last night there's 3000 jobs in jeopardy and i want to get there NOW!!.
     
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