When I saw this advert I wondered if you were selling off some of your gear https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-hand-tools/small-axe-with-leather-mask-/1490429073
Speaking of people from here with a fine line, on my way home from the Wrexham v Barnsley match I saw this on a shelf in Tesco...
I asked my solicitor, "How much do you charge?" He said, "£100 for 3 questions." "Isn't that a bit steep?" I said. "Yes. What's your third question?"
Father and young son go to a horse auction. The young son watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump and chest. After a few minutes the son asks “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied “Because when I’m buying horses I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.” The son, slightly worried said “Dad, I think the postman wants to buy mum.”
My neighbour has always got to go one better . . . . how many Christmas trees does he blinking well need !
