Well, I'm just back from A&E, got a broken leg and a few cuts and bruises. Yesterday was not a good day. I woke up and decided to go horse riding. Something I haven't done for a years and It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and we started off slowly, grew in confidence, went a little faster, before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, caught my foot in the stirrup. It just wouldn't stop!! Thankfully the manager at Morissons came out and unplugged the machine.
Masturbation is said to be a great way to relieve stress... I've found that it tends to increase it for the other passengers on the bus!