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  1. DaveySAFC

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    Goonarmy Disaster Appeal
    Aid organisations have launched urgent appeals for donations to help victims of the Goonarmy disaster after more than 50,000 Newcastle fans were left devastated by their side's inability to kick a ball.

    Manager Alan Pardew has made a plea to use the money to tackle major disaster areas such as James Perch and Cheick Tiote, whilst Kevin Nolan is desperately in need of some new clothes to fill his new two-acre walk in wardrobe.

    A spokesperson for the appeal stressed that, "just £1 can buy a new dummy for Joey Barton, while £10 can buy Hatem Ben Arfa a new pair of slippers and matching blanket!"
     
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  2. Commachio

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    i'll donate to this sad charity it sound awful, how about setting up a charity do, the highlite can be a pillow fight between our very own lee cattermole and the jailbird barton. mind all main lights will have to be dimmed and replaced by red ones as that the only colour these two see. boom boom
     
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    It's the way you pick your clothes off the floor
    It's the way you scratch your skin when you yawn
    It's the t-shirts that you choose
    like you're in the Air Force
    Yeah the language that you use reacts like chemicals

    Obsessions in my head
    Don't connect with my intellect
    It's called obsession
    Can you handle it?

    It's connected to the hip sounds
    And it moves with the underground
    It's called obsession
    When you're around

    It's the way you close the doors of my car
    It's the stupid things you bought with my credit card
    It's the way you don't read Camus or Brett Easton Ellis
    Yeah the TCP you use, it stings when we kiss

    Obsessions in my head
    Don't connect with my intellect
    It's called obsession
    Can you handle it?

    It's connected to the hip sounds
    And it moves with the underground
    It's called obsession
    When you're around

    Obsessions is like sex
    It's simple and complex
    It's called obsession
    Can you handle it?

    It's connected to the hip sounds
    And it moves with the underground
    It's called obsession
    When you're around
     
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  4. je ne sais quoi

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    5-1 :smiley-finger007:
     
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  5. DaveySAFC

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    OH Nolan's just laid an egg dirty bastard
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    to the tune off?
    p.s its called obsession to write such a long post on the safc board,
    anyhow not bad for a first attempt keep trying, sure you'll get there, didn't recognise barton without his swag bag
     
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  7. mackem911

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    Which came first the chicken or the Egg?
     
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  8. DaveySAFC

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    Chicken
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    You just new this article would attract the ever-lurking Skunks like a moth to light!
     
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  10. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Eggzactly right marra...
     
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  11. mackem911

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    Nasty.Dangerous things them chickens,look what happened to Humty Dumpty.
     
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  12. DaveySAFC

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    You cracking me up
     
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  13. toonpents

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    its a tune by Suede, copied and pasted

    do you get music is wearyside?
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Not very original: I'm sure you have poached that one from someone else...
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    take a look mate im in thailand, but actually like suede, better than the ****e i have to listen to here.
    plus dont knock our music you gave the world jimmy ****ing nail theres no excuse for that
     
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  16. DaveySAFC

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    Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege
     
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    Just look at the damage a Toonarmy did to Japan recently.
     
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  18. DaveySAFC

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    I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.”
     
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  19. toonpents

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    We also gave the world Brian Johnson from AC/DC, Dire Straits, Maximo Park to name but a few

    Also Jimi Hendrix spent alot of time busking in Heaton in the 1960's

    Stock answer i'll bet
     
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