Who will score our best goal this season. Name the player and how it will be scored. I'm going Johnson, beats three slots it top corner, over to you. Hopefully we can check this at the end of the season and see who was closest....
Remember what the threads called mate and you'll find it easy. Giacc. Pelting right footed shot from the left hand side about 30 yards out struck with laces across the keeper. Top corner in off the woodwork. I'll be so sweetly struck you'll miss it if you blink.
Seb swings in a corner from the left at the end of 94mins. Wes powers in a bullet header from the the penalty spot. Probablyan city at home to make it 1-0
Gardner. Johnson will be making a run down the wing, rather than go outside Gardner will tuck inside, Johnson will pass the ball inwards just outside the penatly box, where Craig will hit it first time, it hits the underside of the crossbar and goes in.
I'd go with Gardner. It will be a 30 yard free kick. A thunderbolt in the top corner, making it Safc 5 - 0 Nufc.
1 (unlikely scenario) -Westwood boots upfield on a windy day it bounces once then flies over the opposing keepers nut into the back off the net...2 (likely scenario) showing sheer frustration- Di Canio runs onto the waterlogged pitch during extra time (whilst suited n booted) collects the ball, easily beats the opposing defense dribbles past at least four of em- and scores the winner -then celebrates with a Klinsmann -style celebration dive
Jack Colback's second of the game against the barcodes - a 25 yard skimmer at the SoL as we beat them 2-0. The only goals he scores all season!! The first was a mis-hit!
Manone (spelling?) in the newly invented attacking goalkeeper position makes a mazy run from his own goal line beats everyone one of the other teams players, goes bakc to beat some of them again, and positions himself about 30 yards out, in line with the corner of the box, he chips it over the keeper who is off his line, but no!, the ball looks like it is drifting wide, it bounces short of the line and with spin that Shane Warne would be envious of, bounces in, Motson faints as that brings Sunderlands tally for the game into double figures and Mourinho quits infront of a deserted Stamford Bridge by the half hour mark.
Giaccherini will receive the ball from {Insert name of left back} oin the half way line - cut inside his man and use his trickery to beat a few players before curling a shot a yard outside the corner of the box into the far top corner
