Just For A Laugh Like...

A very pretty young speech therapist
was getting nowhere with her “Stammerers Action Group”.
She had tried every technique in the book
without the slightest success. No-one was improving.

Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said
"If any of you can tell me, without stuttering,
the name of the town where you were born
I will have wild and passionate sex with
you until your muscles ache and your eyes water.
So, who wants to go first?"

The Englishman piped up.
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham."

"That's no use, Trevor," said the speech therapist. "Who's next?"

The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".

“That's no better.
There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish.”

“How about you, Paddy?”

The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out
"London."

“Brilliant, Paddy!” said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.

After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said

"-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".

 

I like that one, very good.

 

ok i did laugh only just

 

I thought it were g-g-g-g-g-reat!

 

thats better

 

I have no stammer but i would like to know where the classes are held i like that teacher

 

L-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l

 

ha ha, belta mate

 

Just got home and there is a note on top of the TV from my girlfriend 'Sorry but I don't think this will ever work, I'm leaving.

Plugged it in switched it on and there's nothing wrong with it.

Daft cow

 

My girlfriend texted me earlier, "Why don't you ever put an x at the end of your texts?"

I replied, "Sorry babe. Michelle."

 

A friend of mine had a penis extension ,.....now his house looks really stupid..

 

I could tell you a joke about my penis...but its too long.

 

Why are you talking about penises