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Just a joke, NOT football related.

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by MattNUFC, Feb 11, 2011.

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  1. MattNUFC

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    Me and my mate were masturbating to some hardcore dinosaur pornography.

    Unfortunately, my mothersaurus. :cheesy:
     
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    haha, good but older than the dinosaur
     
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    You got any good ones? :D
     
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    Calling his mother a dinosaur isn't very nice.
     
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    Last time I heard that joke I fell off my Stegosauras...
     
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  7. TheLittleGeordie

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    Yes but i'm wondering how they'll treat racist jokes on hear?
    Probably best to avoid it so i'll stear clear :D
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Feb 11, 2011
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    Ok how about this
    A man walks into the doctors and says "doctor could please have a look at my penis theres a strange mole on it"
    The doctor gets him to take his trousers off and then looks at the mans dick
    after a minute he says "well do you want the good news or the bad news"
    "The good news please" said the man
    "well i can easily remove it but i will have to report you to the RSPCA"
     
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