Jury Duty

At the high court.

Lost £700 on blackjack last night

Can u be exempt from Jury Duty if you have a string of petty offences to ur name? where's pope when u need him?

 

Get your boss (dad) to write a letter saying that you are working away for the next 3 months, job done.

OR say that you know the defendent.

OR say you've got tourettes

Or all of the above

 

I wish I would get called up for jury duty

I won about £200 over the weekend Had £100 on Valencia to win at 10/11 That hundred started as a fiver on Saturday morning

 

al just act like a ***** when there pickin the jurors. Do they hand pick jurors at the high court?

 

av got a stag do a month after the jury duty starts

 

I think they do nev, pretty sure they take quite a few and pick a white, a black, a chink etc

Just say you discriminate against all races and religions

 

fingers crossed. al just lay it on thick. **** missin out on a stag do for some ned who stabbed another ned

 

I got shafted on the coupons at the weekend. Arsenal bust me on my first game so then i put another on and Hibs and St Mirren bust me. Pish

 

Johnbhoy, I've started putting on accys mid game. At the weekend I put on loads of teams 2 or more up after 30 minutes. The exception was Wigan who scored just as the bet processed Got them at evens for that which obviously boosted my winnings Ended up £200 for the weekend

 

I barred my account for 3 days cos im on a losing run ML. I was going to back Celtic, Chelse and Spurs that was 8/11 but i didnt ****ing typical. Good win ML heres a wee tip for Saturday?

West Brom v BLACKPOOL 7/2
Stoke v BOLTON 12/5

£20 on that on skybet will return £306

 

Aye ****ing Arsenal and Newcastle cost me £1500, I had on most of the Prem teams to go through. ****ing gutted.

 

Stoke will beat Bolton who are missing a lot of players, and if reports are true then Elmander may be off by the weekend.

I think West Brom Blackpool might be a draw.

I was going to bet on Rangers tonight but it's not worth it. Valencia to beat Levante was cracking odds, couldn't pass up on that.

Next weekend I'll be using my same method. Going to come up 9 weekends out of 10, and my winnings will more than cover any odd loss

 

Kilmarnock were 10/1 to win tonight on SkyBet at one point. Not a bad punt really, but I can't get on any bookie sites out here. I had to put on my coupon for the weekend on Tuesday morning, which is ****ing pointless.

 

I hope not ML haha nae luck Venom its ****e when that happens.

 

thats cos a was complainin cos they bumped me out of 15 quid. i just took that 25 and won 60 with it. still al need to claw ma 640 back tonight heartbeat thro the roof