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Jurgen Klopp is a Right Scruffy Bugger

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by wishiwasinliverpool, Oct 5, 2015.

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Can Jurgen Klopp Do With...

  1. A shower?

    2 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. A shave?

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%

  3. Both a shower and a shave?

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  4. A haircut?

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  5. Some clean clothes?

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  6. MITO is a c*nt!

    3 vote(s)
    37.5%
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  1. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    Discuss
     
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    wishiwasinliverpool, Oct 5, 2015
  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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  3. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    It's funny because he was actually turned down for a job because of his appearance. Then he joined Dortmund ... and the rest is history.
     
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  4. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    He could do with a new band ... we're it and we gonna tear **** up <cool>:emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Oct 5, 2015
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  5. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Can't say I care. The baseball cap will annoy @Milk Can though lol
     
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  6. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    He should not wash until the league is ours!!!!
     
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    DirtyFrank, Oct 5, 2015
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  7. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Whether he's our manager or not?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Oct 5, 2015
  8. Sir_Red

    Sir_Red Well-Known Member

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    Still looks smarter than hobo Mourinho
     
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  9. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    If he doesn't become our manager he should never wash again!
     
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    DirtyFrank, Oct 5, 2015
  10. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Again? What makes you think he's washed before?
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Oct 5, 2015
  11. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    He actually does adverts for shavers.

     
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  12. saintanton

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    But wouldn't you like to have his babies?
     
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    saintanton, Oct 5, 2015
  13. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Got to be hungry to have more than one though <ok>
     
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  14. saintanton

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    Does he have to promise not to tidy himself up between ads? Has to build up the scruff, a bit like porn stars have to save their stuff between "shoots".

    So I've heard....
     
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    saintanton, Oct 5, 2015
  15. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    You'd know, of course.
     
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  16. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    I don't mind how scruffy he is as long as he plays tidy football.


    .... if we get him of course <whistle>
     
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    johnsonsbaby, Oct 6, 2015
  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I love him just the way he is.

    I've never really minded Krauts. At least you know where you stand with them, unlike some next door 'neighbours' of theirs <whistle>
     
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  18. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    His Mrs is bang tidy
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She's probably too young a kraut lady for me <laugh>
     
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  20. louis211

    louis211 Active Member

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    Maybe she likes him to be dirty then

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