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  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    What 2 types of junk mail do you most get?

    For me there is a fair variety but to pick the two main ones it would be about bit coins and casinos.

    Not sure what that says about me but I’ve never bit coined and it’s years since I was last in a casino.

    Time to confess. What about you?
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    The ones that actually ask you about junk mail. They are the worst kind of junk mail.






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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Pizzas. They always look so tasty but probs aren't. Straight in the bin.
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Through the post it’s certainly the local Tory party leaflet
    Through email I’ve been getting lots of keto ones.
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    get no junk mail through the letter box at work
    but I get an awful lot of phone calls
    mainly saying that I have paid £600 to an suspicious company by credit card

    I play along with these people for about 5mins <laugh>

    as MadMag will tell you, I don't posses a credit / debit card
    I just borrowed his all weekend <whistle>
     
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    We all do don’t we?
    Actually it’s his lass’s lol
     
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    I get junk mail about bitcoin and villas in the Caribbean. Oh and flights.
     
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  9. Charlie Dogscock

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    Most of the people around here have "No Junk Mail" signs above their letterboxes...if I was the junk mail gimp, this would just encourage me so shove more crap through their boxes.

    I don't get too much, just the odd take away flier and various ****e like gutter cleaning and double glazing. The Beware The Dog sign probably helps...for the record I don't have a dog, just never bothered to take off the sign the previous owners put there (and their dog was a decrepit old corpse on its deathbed and not really something you needed to "beware" of).
     
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    I could make you a 'Beware of the Wife, she is more vicious than the Dog' sign <laugh>
     
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    I am self-employed. The amount of customers who get my number from fliers yet who have "no junk mail" signs in their windows 
     
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  12. Charlie Dogscock

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    The only thing I find ****y about junk mail tbh is those crappy local newspapers that no one gives a **** about that sometimes gets shoved through your letterbox. Thankfully I don't seem to get any of these anymore though.

    Pizza fliers are tiny and just get put in the recyc as soon as I get empty the mail box.
     
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    We've hit a new low
     
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  14. Charlie Dogscock

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    Is Hendrick being recalled?
     
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    I've made half a million £ writing ****e for newspapers <laugh>
     
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