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Off Topic Jumping the gun

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 22, 2017.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Muppet

     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 22, 2017
  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    <laugh>

    Seen something similar before but you still have to laugh.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Oct 22, 2017
  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Not if you're the keeper though
    I bet he wished the ground would swallow him up
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Oct 22, 2017
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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  5. Obi Wan

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    <laugh> poor bugger. It was like watching Jak briefly thinking he'd won a headline competition.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 22, 2017
  6. JakartaToon

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    To be fair I only did that the first few times. Now I know it aint over until the fat lad starts moaning.
     
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    JakartaToon, Oct 22, 2017
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  7. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    <laugh>
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Oct 23, 2017
  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Look I know Albert is a little 'chubby' but it's a bit harsh to call him 'fat lad'.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 23, 2017
  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Obi got all excited by that fat bird falling down. He was at the show and ready to pounce. However the 2m distance between him and her prevented it. By the time he got there, she'd got up, done the rest of the show, and the crew were packing everything up. They did call him an ambulance though.

    Seriously I'm surprised she's not still imprinted in the floor, she is ****ing massive.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 23, 2017
  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    The funny thing is, that hole wasn't there BEFORE she stepped on stage.
     
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