Ithink he has been included in our 25-mansquad for the league this year.. So we may see him make some sort of contribution this year.
JY Park is the football version of Keyser Soze. You spend all that time wondering if he's real, and at the end, it's revealed he's the fake cripple. # Maybe park is world class but just taking the piss?
Park is Wenger's attempt at a quantum thought experiment; he's a footballer who's techically both registered yet non-existent.
I thought Schrodingers cat was to do with how long a cat survives if you suffocate it? Are we going to suffocate Park, and see how long he lasts?
Schrodinger's cat is a theoretical idea to try and explain the paradox of quantum mechanics. That something can and simultaneously can't be at the same time, depending on a preceding event and where in space / time the later event is viewed from. The idea is that there is a cat in a box and in the box is a flask full of radioactive material, once an internal monitor detects the radioactive material, the flask is broken and the cat dies. But from outside of the box, somebody observing the box doesn't know if the cat is alive or dead until they open the box, so can only conclude that the cat is both simultaneously alive and dead, not alive or dead. It is similar to the quantum conundrum that is Park not playing any football for Arsenal, he is both crap and world class at the same time.
There was a man named Bob, and he liked masturbating naked whilst crying in his closet, he also liked spraying whip cream over his nipples during this period.
I think am I privileged to say that I saw Park Chu Young's only goal for Arsenal live. It was against Bolton in the Carling Cup and it was a cracking finish.
I remember when he was coming, I was pretty optimistic considering what my south Korean mate told me about him... Still, the rumours about him being a genius turned out to be true anyway
