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Jose to meet a fitting end...

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Treble, Nov 7, 2015.

  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Having just seen the latest Bond film, history tells us you dont fail big underworld organisations and live to tell the tale.

    Regardless of how much Roman Earnst Blofeld spends to get Chelsea out of this mess, someone will still have to be punished for this monumental fck up. Mourinho seems to be the incompetent henchman likely to meet his end at the hands of the man with the white pussy.

    Sharks? Electric chairs? Or a simple bullet to the head? I wonder what would be fitting for Jose...

     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Drowning in a vat of bad quality w(h)ine.
     
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  3. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Run over by a bus ?
     
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  4. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Amateurs. Radioactive Tea, has to be. <laugh>
     
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  5. Poison on the end or an umbrella spike, would be my bet.
     
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  6. Lee263

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    Drowned in the tears of sad little chavs? If there are any of the plastics left of course.
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    A pellet of ricin? Very Russian <applause>
     
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    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Jose strikes me as the kind of guy that would take as many with him as he could.
     
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    Unfortunately, he's more liable to be swimming in £50 notes. About £20-30 mill of 'em!...
     
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  10. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Ahhh yes... a man after my own heart



    I can imagine Roman and Jose playing this one out <ok>
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Roman is bored with Chelsea now anyway, hardly goes to games or anything.

    I'm hoping he gets so angry he just bumps into a chav tramp and signs the whole club over to them while purchasing a big issue for £2.50




    On another note - £2.50 for a big issue is a ****ing rip off.
     
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  12. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Bloody hell that's ridiculous <laugh> Capitalism at its best.
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I know. I had a pound in my hand (that's what they used to cost). The guy said £2.50 <yikes>

    I had to get money out the ****ing cash point to buy one <grr> <laugh>
     
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    £2.50? That's some ****ing inflation! They used to be a quid not long ago!...
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    <laugh>

    Last time I bought a Big Issue I didnt actually get one. The guy said it was his last one and asked if I didnt mind just giving a pound so he could carry on using it for other punters <laugh>
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah 100%. I made the ****ing piss head show me the printed price!
     
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  17. Treble

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    Bet he just saw Sky coming <whistle>
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    <laugh>

    I've had that trick played on me too!!!!
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    "The Big Issue is a magazine sold by homeless and long-term unemployed people. Vendors buy copies for £1.25 and sell for £2.50. They are working, not begging. Since The Big Issue was launched in 1991 we have helped thousands of vulnerable people take control of their lives."

    www.bigissue.com/about-us


    Robbing bastards - literally!
     
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  20. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    £1.25 wholesale <laugh> <laugh> they should be in The Apprentice ffs!
     
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