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Jose is well ****ed

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Oct 5, 2015.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  2. Star of David Bardsley

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    No chance. His contract must be worth close to £40m.
     
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    That will not stop the Rude boy from sacking him
     
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    I agree. I just mean he won't walk.

    Unless along the plank
     
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    That nasty old FA is after him again!...poor old Maureen!..
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Given that Southampton should've had two penalties and Falcao clearly went down before there was any contact, perhaps he should've shut up?
    Maybe he's just trying to get the FA to punish him for something, as they clearly didn't want to last week?
     
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    ... fair to say that if you are going to bleat about refs not being brave enough to give penalties, best to have watched the game footage first ... the van Dijk one was nailed on .. the Falcao one was typical of a misfiring striker abdicating scoring responsibility by taking a dive ...
     
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    He really made himself look like a **** with that comment. Southampton had two clear penalties denied but he's whined himself into a misconduct charge because Falcao was so keen to go to ground. Had the useless nerk stayed on his feet the keeper would have gone straight through him and made the decision easy for the ref!

    Jose's behaviour all season has been that of a man looking for a pay off. He didn't even call the players back for training until after every other PL club had started their pre-seasons. But he won't resign. That new contract must be worth £40million to him. He could have the lot by Christmas and not have to wait for it to be paid out over 5 years!
     
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  10. Perhaps this is part of a plan that The Smug hatched a while ago, to get back at Mad Dog where it hurts him most - his wallet?
     
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  11. Treble

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    I can seeing this playing out on Abramovich's yacht... like the ending of Taken. Without the happy ending.
     
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  12. It will cost Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich a world record £37.5m pay-out if he decides to sack 52-year-old manager Jose Mourinho. (Daily Star)

    Not quite so ****ed, after all, then!
     
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  13. Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho is to bring out a new book - six days after saying he was going through the most difficult period of his career.(Sun)

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    Un-****ing-believable!
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    As much as I'm sure such a reputable source checked their facts thoroughly, I'd have thought there would be a clause in the contract that he gets a fixed amount if sacked rather than the full value of the contract. As a skilled legal man, you may know more than me.
     
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  15. Employment isn't my area, Watford.

    Plus, I have long since learned that legal facts get in the way of a good wum. I'm sure that the Daily Star know that, too.
     
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  16. Treble

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    I think we all know that mate.
     
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  17. That was neither funny, nor clever, Treble.
     
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