Title speaks for itself https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/sti-riddled-ladybirds-invade-premier-13399373
Article would have been so much better if birds had been replaced by boys in the title. Edit: Comm got there first.
I'm not an STD riddled ladyboy and I haven't touched Johnny Evans. Women's clothes are too expensive... I'm staying as a man.