Jones

Is he actually going to sign for United before he leaves his teens?

 

The last rumour I heard is that the deal is being held up by Venky's threatening to turn him into Chicken McNuggets if he leaves.

 

Battered or Golden Breadcrumb?

 

Based on their recent antics, I'm gonna go for new Bitter Lemon flavour

 

They look a right pair those Venky fellas, eh?

Call me old fashioned but what the **** are they doing in football? They've had a rather nice £16 million profit on something they played absolutely zero part in. Be happy.


(No doubt I will now be inundated with racist accusations)

 

And no doubt the people accusing you will be the same ones who claimed the Glazers would **** Utd over cos they are Americans who don't understand real football. I think this sums it all up well:

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It's like inception....