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Jonah Lomu RIP

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  1. User Deleted

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    Scan exclusive

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    He was definitely one of the best egg chasers ever. He will be fondly remembered in the hallowed realms of Hand Egg, the finest sport for large men who like to wear hot pants and drink alcoholic beverages from the arse cracks of fellow egg enthusiasts.

    RIP, Jonah. Egg chasing will not be the same without you.
     
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    He will no longer be found in the kitchen at parties <peacedove>
     
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    Mind he flattened Mike Cat? That was good.

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    had a dream last night that i woz sucking jimmy crankies cock <confused>
     
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    He ran through the **** as if he was a fake door on a cheap soap opera
     
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    Hahahahahahahahahahaha

    Good one m8
     
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    Yep, you guessed it, I made it up myself <party>
     
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    He was only 20 in that game ffs
     
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    i'm new to twitter and am still learning

    cheers for the tip dude

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    Police have been informed of this, Ross.
     
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    **** off EDGE
     
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    Welcome back ,m9
     
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    He was about 20 stone and could run the 100 metres in a about 10.9 seconds or something crazy.
     
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    Not having that
     
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    Google it then, fannybaws.
     
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    18stone

    You were only 2 stone out
     
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    How fast did he do the 100 metres in? Anyway, my point is I wouldn't like to tackle the **** if he was running full pelt. In fact, I wouldn't like to tackle him now!
     
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    11 seconds I'm hearing
     
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