about Sunderland Sunderland supporter walks past a shop window and notices a video for sale entitled "Sunderland the Golden Years". The supporter asks the shopkeeper "how much for the cassette?". The shopkeeper replies "ã200" - " ã200 for a cassette?" says the fan?. "You're having a laugh" "Oh no" the shopkeeper replies. "The cassette's only a fiver, but the Betamax player will cost you ã195. Currently on sale in the Sunderland AFC shop. Sunderland Tablecloths - suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - ã4.99 Sunderland Videos - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 minute video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan - ã9.99 Sunderland joke book - A must for all fans. This 900 page book full of all the best jokes ever told about the club - ã25.00 Sunderland Condoms - Come in any sizes from "Little hero" to "BIG NIALL" Ideal for the pricks in the Fullwell End - ã0.75p for life time supply Why does a Mackem lass wear knickers? To keep her ankles warm! What's the difference between a bus full of Mackems and a hedgehog? A hedgehog has all the pricks on the outside! How many Sunderland fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they're quite happy living in the shadows What do you say to a Sunderland supporter with a good looking bird on his arm? Nice tattoo. What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and Sunderland? Foot & Mouth got into Europe.
