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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Grandpa found Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet and asked if he could try one. The son said, "I don't know, they're very strong and expensive." "How much?" he asked. “£10 a pill,” the son said. "I don't care. I'll try one, and leave the money under your pillow.” The next morning the son found £110.00 under his pillow. He tells Grandpa, "I said each pill was £10.00, not £110.00." "I know, Grandpa replies, "the £100 is from Grandma.!!!
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Going on mastermind shortly my specialist subject will be anoraks from 1499 to 1899
     
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    Could be true

    They're not happy in Gaza ..
    They're not happy in Egypt ..
    They're not happy in Libya ..
    They're not happy in Morocco ..
    They're not happy in Iran ..
    They're not happy in Iraq ..
    They're not happy in Yemen ...
    They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
    They're not happy in Pakistan ..
    They're not happy in Syria ..
    They're not happy in Lebanon ...

    SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

    They're happy in Australia ..
    They're happy in Canada ..
    They're happy in England ..
    They're happy in France ..
    They're happy in Italy ..
    They're happy in Germany ..
    They're happy in Sweden ..
    They're happy in the USA ..
    They're happy in Norway ..
    They're happy in Holland ..
    They're happy in Denmark ..

    Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

    AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

    Not Islam.
    Not their leadership.
    Not themselves

    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !

    AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
    Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
    How frigging dumb can you get?
    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

    Lets have a look at the evidence:
    - No Christmas
    - No television
    - No nude women
    - No football
    - No pork chops
    - No hot dogs
    - No burgers
    - No beer
    - No bacon
    - Rags for clothes
    - Towels for hats
    - Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
    - More than one wife
    - More than one mother-in-law
    - You can't shave
    - Your wife can't shave
    - You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
    - You cook over burning camel ****
    - Your wife is picked by someone else for you
    - and your wife smells worse than your donkey
    - Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???

    Well No **** Sherlock!....
    It's not like it could get much worse!
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>:emoticon-0148-yes:<applause><applause><applause>brill
     
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    Just try telling that to the pollies, they'll never believe you.
     
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    Got a note through my door today that read, "Meet me 8pm tonight behind the bus garage if you like having your c*ck sucked - signed Kinky School Girl xxx"
    So I went there, waited for ages. No one turned up.
    Went back home. My house had been burgled.
     
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    times are hard at the moment so i said to the grand kids i would take them to k.f.c. as a treat where they could lick other people's fingers
     
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